Hi
My name is Joe
I work in a button factory
I have a wife and a dog and a family
One day, that boss came up to me and said,
"Hey, Joe, you busy?"
I said,
"No."
He said,
"Push a button with your left hand."

...right hand
...left foot
...right foot
...head
...left elbow
...right elbow
...bottom
...tongue

"Hey, Joe, you busy?"
I said,
"YES!"