Ghoulie Games

[BASE VERSE] + [TRICKY VERSE] + [CHORUS]

A Ding Dong

[BASE VERSE]
Your mother doesn't wear no socks
(a ding dong)
I was there when she took them off
(a ding dong)

[TRICKY VERSE = a rhyme about mom and socks...]
So then we went to the store
(a ding dong)
And she found them on the floor

[CHORUS]
A ding doooooong dong
Dong dong
A ding doooooong dong
Dong dong
A ding dong

[REPEAT with new TRICKY VERSE]

I like to eat
I like to eat
I like to eat, eat,
Apples and bananas!
(repeat)
A lake ta ate
A lake tate ate
A lake tate ate, ate, Apples and Banaenaes.
(repeat)
(you get the idea - go through the song replacing all of
the vowels by a different vowel each time)

I'm bringin' home a baby bumblebee.
Won't my mama be so proud of me?
I'm bringin' home a baby bumblebee -

Ouch! It stung me!

I'm mashin' up a baby bumblebee.
Won't my mama be so proud of me?
I'm mashin' up a baby bumblebee -

Yuck! It's all messy!

I'm lickin' up a baby bumblebee.
Won't my mama be so proud of me?
I'm mashin' up a baby bumblebee -

Ugh! I don't feel so good!

I'm throwin' up a baby bumblebee.
Won't my mama be so proud of me?
I'm throwin' up a baby bumblebee -

Wow! I made a huge mess!

I'm moppin' up a baby bumblebee.
Won't my mama be so proud of me?
I'm moppin' up a baby bumblebee...

Etc.

Baby shark
Do do do do
Baby shark
Do do do do
Baby shark
Do do do do
Baby shark

Mommy shark
Do do do do
Mommy shark
Do do do do
Mommy shark
Do do do do
Mommy shark

...daddy shark...
...grandma shark...
...going swimming...
...see a shark...
...swimming fast...
...lose a leg...
...lose the other leg...
...lose my head ... Ahhhhh!

Black socks
They never get dirty
The longer you wear them
The stronger they get
Sometimes
I think I should wash them
But something inside me
Keeps saying not yet!

A boom chicka boom!
I said, a boom chicka boom!
I said a boom chicka rocka chicka rocka chicka boom!
Uh huh!
All right!
One more time...

...Baby style!
...Austin Powers style!
...sleepy style!
...robot style!
...Taco Bell style!
...Etc!

Cinnamon and sugar
Bad for your diet
Cinnamon and sugar
I wanna try it
Cinnamon and sugar
All over me!
Stick stick stick stick STICKY!

This is a repeat after me song (This is a repeat after me song)

WITH ACTIONS (WITH ACTIONS)

There was a crazy moose (audience repeats each line after you sing)
Who liked to drink a lot of juice
There was a crazy moose
Who liked to drink a lot of juice

[CHORUS:]
Singing way-way-oh
A-way-a way-a-way-a-oh
Way-oh-way-oh
A-way-a way-a-way-a-oh

This moose's name was Fred
He liked to drink his juice in bed
This moose's name was Fred
He liked to drink his juice in bed

[CHORUS]

He drank his juice with care
But once he got some in his hair
He drank his juice with care
But once he got some in his hair

[CHORUS]

Now he's a sticky moose
Full of juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuice...
On the looooooooooooooooooose!

[CHORUS]

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Yes my ears hang low,
And they wobble to and fro.
I can tie them in a knot,
I can tie them in a bow.
I can throw them over my shoulder,
Like a continental soldier.
Yes my ears hang low.

(Repeat with other body parts!)

Down by the bay
Where the watermelons grow
Back to my home
I dare not go
For if I do
My mother would saaaay:

[shout someone's name]

Have you ever seen a llama wearing pajamas?

Oh!
Down by the bay!

[repeat with a different person and a different rhyme!]

Father Abraham
Had seven sons
And seven sons had Father Abraham
And they didn't laugh
And they didn't cry
All they did was go like this (Right hand!)

...left hand
...right foot
...left foot
...head
...tongue

Fish and chips and vinegar

Vinegar, vinegar

Fish and chips and vinegar

Pepper, pepper, pepper, salt!

Don't throw your trash in my backyard

My backyard, my backyard

Don't throw your trash in my backyard

My backyard's full!

One bottletop, two bottletop

Three bottletop, four bottletop

Five bottletop, six bottletop

Seven seven bottletop

[repeat as a round]

Flip flop went the little green frooooog one day
Flip flop went the little green frooooog
Flip flop went the little green frooooog one day and they all went flip flop flip
But, we all know frog go ladedadeda (clap)
Ladedadeda (clap)
Ladedadeda
We all know frogs go (clap) ladedadeda
They don't go flip flop flip

Dog

Dog cat

Dog cat mouse

Froggy!

Itsy bitsy teeny weenie tiny little froggie

Jump froggie, jump little froggie

Gobble all up the little worms and spiders

Fleas and flies are scrumdiddlyiscious

Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit croak

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gofer guts
Mutilated monkey
Itty bitty birdie feet
A great big bowl of all purpose porpoise puss
And me without a spoon
Me without a spoon
Me without a spoon
A great big bowl of all purpose porpoise puss
And me without a spoon
But I brought my straw

Hey all you [name of organization] fans -

Let me see you clap your hands!

[Clap, Clap, Clap Clap Clap!] * 2

Now that you got the beat

Let me see you stomp your feet!

[Stomp, Stomp, Stomp Stomp Stomp] * 2

Now that you're in the groove

Let me see your body move!

Aoooah-ah ah, Aoooah-ah ah!

Hi
My name is Joe
I work in a button factory
I have a wife and a dog and a family
One day, that boss came up to me and said,
"Hey, Joe, you busy?"
I said,
"No."
He said,
"Push a button with your left hand."

...right hand
...left foot
...right foot
...head
...left elbow
...right elbow
...bottom
...tongue

"Hey, Joe, you busy?"
I said,
"YES!"

Oh!
I married a marshmallow in May
I married a marshmallow in May
Yo ho, what a happy day!
I married a marshmallow in May
Oh!
I had a great S'more in September
I had a great S'more in September
Oh, no! Where's my wife? Can't remember!
I had a great S'more in September

I'm a little acorn round
Lying on the dusty ground
everybody steps on me
That is why I'm cracked you see

I'm a nut (click) (click) [gently hit head on clicks]
I'm a nut (click) (click)
I'm a nut (click)
Nut (click)
Nut

Take myself to the movie grand
Just to hold my little hand
Wrap my arm around my waste
And when I squeeze I slap my own face!

I'm a nut (click) (click)
I'm a nut (click) (click)
I'm a nut (click)
Nut (click)
Nut

In a cabin in the woods
Lil' old man by the window stood
Saw a bunny hopping by
Knocking at his door
"Help me, help me, help me!" cried
'fore the hunter strikes me dead...
"Little bunny come inside,
safely by my side"

It's not hard
I tell you so,
Just sing along
And go like so!

Do do wah

Do do do wappa wappa

Do do wah

Do do do wappa wappa

Eeka eeka bang bang, together now

Eeka eeka bang bang, I told ya

Eeka eeka bang bang, one more

Eeka eeka bang bang, let's go!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down and broke his crown and that is why he smells - Hyah!

Do do wah

Do do do wappa wappa

Do do wah

Do do do wappa wappa

Eeka eeka bang bang, together now

Eeka eeka bang bang, I told ya

Eeka eeka bang bang, one more

Eeka eeka bang bang, let's go!

Jack be nimble Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candlestick

Jack fell quick and broke that stick and that is why he smells - Hyah!

Do do wah

Do do do wappa wappa

Do do wah

Do do do wappa wappa

Eeka eeka bang bang, together now

Eeka eeka bang bang, I told ya

Eeka eeka bang bang, one more

Eeka eeka bang bang, let's go!

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner eating his pudding pie

He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum and that is why he smells - Hyah!

Do do wah

Do do do wappa wappa

Do do wah

Do do do wappa wappa

Eeka eeka bang bang, together now

Eeka eeka bang bang, I told ya

Eeka eeka bang bang, one more

Eeka eeka bang bang, all done!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
His name is my name too
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Da da da da da da da

Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said,
"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
I'll give you three chances and if you don't behave, I'll turn you into a goon!"

Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said,
"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
I'll give you two chances and if you don't behave, I'll turn you into a goon!"

Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said,
"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
I'll give you one chance and if you don't behave, I'll turn you into a goon!"

Little Bunny Foo Foo hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
Down came the good fairy and she said,
"Little Bunny Foo Foo, I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head
I warned you - boop! You are now a goon!"
The moral of the story is: "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"

Mm Ah went the little green frog one day
Mm Ah went the little green frog
Mm Ah went the little green frog one day
And his eyes went mm ah mm
Honk honk went the big red truck one day
Splish splash went the little green frog
Now his eyes don't go mm ah anymore!

You can't ride in my little red wagon

Front seat's broken and the axels draggin'

Boo Ah Boo Ah Boo Ah Ah!

Second verse, same as the first. A little bit louder and a little bit worse!

Third verse, same as the first! A whole lot louder and a whole lot worse!

My Bonny lies over the ocean
My Bonny lies over the sea
My Bonny lies over the ocean
So bring back my Bonny to me
Bring back
Bring back
Oh, bring back my Bonny to me, to me!
Bring back
Bring back
Oh, bring back my Bonny to me!

My Bottom (variation of "My Bonny" from Alaska)
[stand or sit on every "B" word]

My bottom was bit by a black bear
My bottom was bit by a bear
My bottom was bit by a black bear
Won't you bandaged my boo boo for me
Bandage
Bandage
Won't you bandage my boo boo for me for me
Bandage
Bandage
Won't you bandage my boo boo for me

On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table
And onto the floor
And then my poor meatball
Went out the front door

It rolled through the garden
And into a bush
And then my poor meatball
Was nothing but mush

The mush was so tasty
As tasty can be
And then the next summer
Grew into a tree

The tree was all covered
All covered with moss
And on it grew meatball
All covered in sauce

So if you eat spaghetti
All covered in cheese
Hold onto that meatball
For someone might sneeze

Ooh alay alay

Alay a chicky chonga

A-wossa wossa wossa

Ooh alay alay [Go team]

Ooh alay alay [Go team]

Pizza Hut
Pizza Hut
Kentucky Fried Chicken
And a Pizza Hut
McDonalds
McDonalds
Kentucky Fried Chicken
And a Pizza Hut

Jumbo jet
Jumbo jet
Mini mini mini
And a jumbo jet
Concorde
Concorde
Mini mini mini
And a jumbo jet

Stop and Shop
Stop and Shop
Big K-Mart
And a Stop and Shop
Old Navy
Old Navy
Big K-Mart
And a Stop and Shop

There was a camp
A rare camp
A rattlin' camp

(chorus)
...And the camp's down in the valley-o!
Hey ho, rattlin' bog is way down in the valley-o!
Hey ho, rattlin' bog is way down in the valley-o!

And in that camp
There was a tree
A rare tree
A rattlin' tree...

...And the tree's in the camp and the camp's down in the valley-o!
(chorus)

...a branch
...a leaf
...a nest
...a bird
...a feather
...a tick
...some blood
...some DNA
...some atoms

Ah root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Wrists together!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Wrists together! Elbows together!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Wrists together! Elbows together! Knees together!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Wrists together! Elbows together! Knees together! Toes together!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Wrists together! Elbows together! Knees together! Toes together! Chin down!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Wrists together! Elbows together! Knees together! Toes together! Chin down! Tongue out!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!
Root de ja
Root de ja
Root de ja-ja!

I opened the cabinet
What did I see?
Seven silver snakes were slithering
And looking at me.

Oh-
Seven silver snakes a slithering
Seven silver snakes a slithering
Seven silver snakes were slithering
And looking at me.

I ran for the forest
And climbed up a tree
Seven silver snakes were slithering
And following me.

Oh-
Seven silver snakes a slithering
Seven silver snakes a slithering
Seven silver snakes were slithering
And following me.

I ran for the docks
And jumped in the sea
Seven silver snakes were swimming
Oh woe is me!

Oh-
Seven silver snakes a swimming
Seven silver snakes a swimming
Seven silver snakes were swimming
Oh woe is me!

I felt a small bite
Then two or three
Seven silver snakes were swallowing'
Were swallowing me!

Oh-
Seven silver snakes a swallowing
Seven silver snakes a swallowing
Seven silver snakes were swallowing'
Were swallowing me!

Gulp!

Don't want no pop
No pop
Don't want no fizz
No fizz
Just gimme that milk
Moo moo moo moo
That Springfield milk
Moo moo moo moo!

This is a repeat after me song (and a round if possible)!
[editors note: just thinking about different motions for each... have any suggestions?]

Stuck stuck stuck in my head
Stuck stuck stuck in my head

Peanut butter rooftop
Stuck stuck stuck in my head

Tooty fruity bus stop
Stuck stuck stuck in my head

Gooey gluey gum drop
Stuck stuck stuck in my head

Cherry berry belly flop
Stuck stuck stuck in my head

Ping pong paddle plop
Stuck stuck stuck in my head

Sticky slimey stewy slop
Stuck stuck stuck in my head

Dirty dingy sewer mop
Stuck stuck stuck in my head

Tarzan!

Swingin' on a rubber band

Smacked into a frying pan

Now Tarzan has a tan!

Jane!

Flying in an air-o-plane

Crashed into a highway lane

Now Jane has a pain!

And Tarzan has a tan!

Cheetah!

Rockin' to the beat-a

Got bit by an amoeba

Now Cheetah is Velveeta!

And Jane has a pain!

And Tarzan has a tan!

Announcements
Announcements
Announcements

Pete's got another one
Another one
Another one

Pete's got another one
He has them all the time!

Pete!

The other day
[repeat]
I met a bear
[repeat]
Out in the woods
[repeat]
A-way up there
[repeat]
The other day I met a bear
Out in the woods a-way up there

(continue the same format for the following verses)

He said to me
Why don't you run
'Cause I see you ain't
Got any gun

And so I ran
Away from there
But right behind
Me was that bear

Ahead of me
There was a tree
A great big tree
Oh golly be

The nearest branch
Was 10 feet up
I had to jump
And press my luck

And so I jumped
Into the air
But I missed that branch
A-way up there

But don't you fret
And don't you frown
'Cause I caught that branch
On the way back down

The moral of
This story be
If you meet a bear
You need a tree!

Beaver one, beaver all
Let's all do the Beaver Call!

Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh

Beaver two, beaver three
Let's all climb the Beaver Tree!

Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh

Beaver four, beaver five
Let's all do the Beaver Jive!

Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh

Beaver six, beaver seven
Let's all go to Beaver Heaven!

Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh

Beaver eight, beaver nine
STOP!
It's Beaver Time!

Reh eh eh eh, Er, Reh eh eh eh

I'm a beaver,
You're a beaver,
We are beavers all
And when we get together,
We do the beaver call!
[Make a-ok signs and put them over your eyes upside down]
Nah na na na na nana
Na nah nah na na nah
Na nahnanananana
Na na an na an na.

Early in the mornin'
When I'm fast asleep
I hear a little birdie
It goes, "Cheep Cheep!"
And this little birdie
Has a funny name
It's
Name
Is
Agga-flogga-fleega-flogga-ishga-nishka-nogga-nogga-agga-flogga-fleega-flogga Birrrrrdie!
Gonna get some bird seed
For my windowsill
Just to keep him quiet
Just to keep him still
And this little birdie
Has a funny name
It's
Name
Is
Agga-flogga-fleega-flogga-ishga-nishka-nogga-nogga-agga-flogga-fleega-flogga Birrrrrdie!

Out in the field,
there is a hole
the prettiest little hole
that you ever did see
And there's a tree in the hole and the hole's in the ground
and the green grass grew all around all around, and the green grass grew all around.

Now on this tree,
there was a branch
the prettiest little branch
that you ever did see!
And the branch is on the tree and the tree's in the hole and the hole's in the ground
and the green grass grew all around all around, and the green grass grew all around.

And on that branch,
there was a nest.
The prettiest little nest
that you ever did see
And the nest is on the branch and the branch is on the tree and the tree's in the hole and the hole's in the ground
and the green grass grew all around all around, and the green grass grew all around.

And in that nest
there was a bird
the prettiest little bird
that you ever did see!
And the bird is in the nest and the nest is on the branch and the branch is on the tree and the tree's in the hole and the hole's in the ground
and the green grass grew all around all around, and the green grass grew all around.

And on that bird,
there was a wing
the prettiest little wing
that you ever did see!
And the wing is on the bird and the bird is in the nest and the nest is on the branch and the branch is on the tree and the tree's in the hole and the hole's in the ground
and the green grass grew all around all around, and the green grass grew all around.

And on that wing
there was a feather
the prettiest little feather
that you ever did see!
And the feather is on the wing and the wing is on the bird and the bird is in the nest and the nest is on the branch and the branch is on the tree and the tree's in the hole and the hole's in the ground
and the green grass grew all around all around, and the green grass grew all around.

And on that feather
there was an ELEPHANT!

What
Can make
A hippopotamus smile?

What
Can make
Him walk for more than a mile?

It's not a party with paper hats...

Or cake and candy that makes him fat...

That's not what hippos do.

They ooze in the gooze without any shoes.

They wade underwater 'til their lips turn blue.

That's what hippos do.

What
Can make
A hippopotamus smile?

What
Can make
Him walk for more than a mile?

Not swooshing down a slippery slide...

Or going for a bicycle ride...

That's not what hippos do.

They ooze in the gooze without any shoes.

They wade underwater 'til their lips turn blue.

That's what hippos do.

What
Can make
A hippopotamus smile?

What
Can make
Him walk for more than a mile?

It's not a tune on the old violin...

Or listenin' to the whistlin' wind...

That's not what hippos do.

They ooze in the gooze without any shoes.

They wade underwater 'til their lips turn blue.

That's what hippos...

Now that's what hippos...

Yes, that's what hippos do.

"The Lion Song" (the words in the brackets are for the song leader to shout... they do not interrupt the beat!)

[Lion!]

Roar!

Uh uh uh

Roar!

Uh uh uh

Roar!

Uh uh uh

...

[Baby Lion!]

Meow!

Uh uh uh

Meow!

Uh uh uh

Meow!

Uh uh uh

...

[Sea Lion!]

Glub!

Uh uh uh

Glub!

Uh uh uh

Glub!

Uh uh uh

...

[Dandelion!]

Sun!

Uh uh uh

Sun!

Uh uh uh

Sun!

Uh uh uh

...

[Detroit Lion!]

Block!

Uh uh uh

Pass!

Uh uh uh

Score!

Uh uh uh

...

[Autonomic Ganglion!]

Sway!

Uh uh uh

Sway!

Uh uh uh

Sway!

Uh uh uh

...

[Coach Lion!]

Freeze!

Uh uh uh

Listen Up!

Uh uh uh

You're It!

Uh uh uh

Oh...
There ain't no bugs on me
There ain't no bugs on me
There may be flies on some of you guys
But there ain't no bugs on me
Oh...
It ain't gonna rain no more no more
It ain't gonna rain no more
How the heck could I wash my neck
If it ain't gonna rain no more
Oh...
I've been workin' on the railroad
All the live-long day
I've been workin' on the railroad
Just to pass the time away
Can't you hear the whistle blowin'
Rise up so early in the morn
Can't you hear the captain shouting
"Dinah, blow your horn!"
Dinah won't you blow?
Dinah won't you blow?
Dinah won't you blow your horn no more?
Dinah won't you blow?
Dinah won't you blow?
Dinah won't you blow your horn?
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Someone's in the kitchen I know
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah!
Stummin' on the old banjo - and he's singin'-
Fee, Fie, fiddly-eye-oh!
Fee Fie fiddly-eye-oh oh oh oh
Fee, Fie, fiddly-eye-oh!
Stummin' on the old banjo!

Found a peanut
Found a peanut
Found a peanut last night
Last night I found a peanut
Found a peanut last night

Broke it open
Broke it open
Broke it open last night
Last night I broke it open
Broke it open last night

...It was rotten...
...Ate it anyway...
...Got sick...
...Threw up...
...Called the doctor...
...It was busy...
...Called the hospital...
...It was busy too...
...Had to walk...
...It was snowing...
...Got pneumonia...
...Was hit by a meteor...
...So I died...
...Went to Heaven...
...Didn't want me...
...Went the other way...
...Didn't want me either...
...Woke up...
...Found a peanut!

The Princess Pat
Lived in a tree
She sailed across
The seven seas
She sailed across
The channel too
And brought with her
A ricca-bamboo

A ricca-bamboo
Now what is that?
It's something made
By the Princess Pat
It's red and gold
And purple too
That's why it's called
A ricca-bamboo

Now Captain Jack
Had a very fine crew
They sailed across
The channel too
But their ship sank!
And yours will too
If you forget
A ricca-bamboo

Have you ever been down the water spout?

To the very bottom of the water system...

There you'll find a little alligator
Who goes by the name of Alfred
And you know, he's mine!

I lost him.

I threw him down the water spout

And now I'm feeling lonely 'cause he's gone.

I miss him.

Way down in the valley where nobody goes
There's a wishy washy washer woman washin' her clothes
She goes (wash motions)
She goes (wash motions)
She goes (wash motions)
She goes (wash motions)
That's how the wishy washy washer woman washes her clothes

Way down in the valley where nobody goes
There's a wishy washy washer woman dryin' her clothes
She goes (drying motions)
She goes (drying motions)
She goes (drying motions)
She goes (drying motions)
That's how the wishy washy washer woman dries her clothes

Way down in the valley where nobody goes
There's a wishy washy washer woman foldin' her clothes
She goes (folding motions)
She goes (folding motions)
She goes (folding motions)
She goes (folding motions)
That's how the wishy washy washer woman folds her clothes

'pickin' her nose'
'eatin' oreos'
'paintin' her toes'
'puttin' on pantyhose'
'sayin' goodbye...

There's a hole at the bottom of the sea
There's a hole at the bottom of the sea
There's a hole
There's a hole
There's a hole at the bottom of the sea.
There's a log in the hole at the bottom of the sea
There's a log in the hole at the bottom of the sea
There's a log
There's a log
There's a log in the hole at the bottom of the sea.
[Continue same pattern:]...bump on the log...
...frog on the bump...
...wart on the frog!

Oh, they built the ship Titanic to sail the ocean blue
And the people said that the water would never get through
Oh, the Lord...s almighty hand said the ship would never land

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It was sad when the great ship went down bom-b-bom
It was sad, so sad, it was sad, too bad
It was sad when the great ship went down to the bottom of the
Husbands and wives, little children lost their lives
It was sad when the great ship went down bom-b-bom

It was off the English shore ...bout a hundred miles or more
When the rich refused to associate with the poor
So they put the poor below, so they...d be the first to go

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Oh, the little children cried as the water rushed inside
And the men on deck prayed the Lord to pass them by
But the hero saved the weak as the boat began to leak

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Oh, the moral of this story, as you can plainly see
Is to wear a life preserver when you go out to sea
The Titanic never made it across the ocean blue